{Introduction} Phone Conversation -Stage 1

I guess you could just call this "The Diary of a Mad Black Man".
Without the rights to Tyler Perry, But written in the facts of
Poetry.Jones...But anyway's I should carry on with the story!
I say around Sevenish, call was made from a random girl...
at least that's what the Caller ID read "Random Girl", It took
a minute for the call to be answered.. Because after looking
at It and listen to it ring you could of easy thought it was a
Bill Collector because how long it rung. It rung continually,
so he picked it up after 20 ring.. On the other end of the
phone It's her; Her who you may asked? Felicia,Well Felicia
is his ex that he used to kick it with back in the day... I say
around Two-Thousand and Two; he's not sure of the months
they kick it for. But I do know that it was a "Booty Call gone bad"
Just say the Bitch had issues and she was "Jasmine Sullivan" before
Jasmine Sullivan started busting out window.. But that was then
and this is now.... Back to the phone, So she like " Hey Boo, How have
you been? He like who in the hell is this? She Like Felicia,.... "Ummmm
Felicia Who?".... Damn, How many bitches you been with? An how many
other Felicia's do you know? So he got to thinking, " In His mind, he like
Oh no Not this Bitch! Wassup sweety, how u been doing? I'm find she said..
How is life treating you? he asked; She said; everything been find and danty!
Well that's "WASSUP" he said. So they talking, and she ask him when can she
see him? At first he's a little hesitant to answer.. So he quickly answered, before
she started Tripping because she have the tendency of going "BI-POLAR" on you
real quick. So he asked her what u doing in like a hour? Maybe you can come pick
me up or something.. So shes; like BET that up! He GOD DAMMIT! WHY DID I JUST
SAY THAT?


{Pick up Scene} Stage 2

A hour gone by, she goes to get him.. An It's like nothing
change.Her demeanor, and her personality... Is like EWW!
How could such a beautiful girl be so GHETTO! Conversation
is like trying to have a conversation with 10 year old kid...
Not to mention that she 26 years old, going on 11 with
her "COUNTRY GRAMMAR" OH MY GOD! So she's talking
so DAMN LOUD... She just going on and on... I mean she's
not putting no type of punctuation in her sentence.. One story
after another... "He like Bitch, Please Shut the Fuck up"! But
the whole time riding, He couldn't remember where in the hell
he met this bitch from. "He had to be drunk".. as he think to his
self, because I know I wasn't sober listening to this... She had to
been naked or something because this bitch is like really Psycho or
Schizo or something......

(Store Scene/ Home Scene) Stage 3

One thing lead to another, she stops @ the store to get them a bottle
of liquor { 1800}... So he double that with some Nic-o-lie... So
he would be pretty fucked up.. By the time he got to the house
have already drunk a half of shot of the Nic-o-lie and was about
to down the rest of that. Then started drinking the 1800 by shots...
so now shes drinking and she's getting pretty fucked up......

{ Sexual Scene) Stage 4

So she's getting pretty hot and horny; He's getting pretty hot
and horny. So she starting kissing on his lips, kissing on
his neck.. going down to his man breasts... licking down
the imaginary line until she got to the * Beep* But that's
where his mind click in.. " I remember her now, she knew
how to suck a mean one. {MIND SPOKEN} "I may not know
Karrine Steffan, but she definitely a Super-Head Protege"
Lawd Have Mercy! I know god wrote that "Thou should
not commit ADULTERY" But this here; @ this very moment
Lord you knew about this here.. You knew she had a hidden
talent.. I don't know if it hidden because it's a bunch a niggas
lined up outside to see what's going on in her section of the
apartment and wandering why does she have that "DO NOT
ENTER "Sign up; that lead to her seating on top of the Hill..
Yelling and screaming @ the top of her lungs... {MIND SPOKEN}
I HOPE THESE NIGGA'S STILL NOT OUTSIDE, BECAUSE I WOULD
HATE FOR SOMEONE TO MISTAKE THIS FOR RAPE AND I'M THE
VICTIM HERE! Lawd Have Mercy! I hope this bitch don't kill her self...
as she goes on and on.. So as she get done with what she was doing
which was around Twelve something... She asked him if she could
take him home in the morning because she have to be to work @
eight in the morning.. He like yeah Why not.


(Morning After) scene 5

As The Morning begin to arrive, he waked up
and it was only 5:47am.. It seem to like time
wasn't going fast enough.. So he laid back down
and It seem 15 minutes later that it was only
like 5:52am.. {MIND SPOKEN} I don't know why
when u having the most fun, Time tend to race
through.. But when u trying to get the hell on
time begin to fade.. She's snoring with a smile
on her face and He left sitting here with a frown
upon his face waiting on his time to expired..
As 6:00am hit the alarmed begin to charmed
and the smile on his face begin to enlighten the
whole room like he has just been told he was set
to be release from out " THE PEN" how he shoot
up and put on his clothes to get the fuck from
other there. As they walked to car its like he was
screaming "FREE AT LAST, THANX O MIGHTY
I'M FREE @ LAST"

"Diary of a Mad Black Man"
Written by: Poetry.Jones